Sunday, March 15, 2009

No Fugitive For Me, and No Future For You

It ended on Friday the 13th, March. And I didn't catch the fugitive, not even once. And I'm writing this now because I just finish sulking alone in my room, for missing out the chance to win part of RM100,000. 2-3 weeks hunting and not a single catch. God Dammit.

Oh well, life goes on, in the form of 60 Earth Hour. And lets listen to both side of my personality.

The pretend-to-be-good-boy side is BLUE
The pretend-to-be-evil-guy side is RED
The third undiscovered, REAL YEAK HON is BLACK

"Helping to reduce global warming effect is good. We should help mother easrth as it has looked after us. Afterall, living without light for an hour isn't so hard.Not to mention being blind like a bat for 1 hour, and possibly cut my own d!ck out of darkness. It might even scare little children or pedestrain seeing the light of the entire city goes out one by one, like some sort of armageddon, end of the world shit.But in all honesty, I couldn't give a shit, why should I deprive myself of the enjoyment and achievement our forefathers work so hard to accomplished"

There you go, an honest response. Well PERHAPS I might turn my lights of, but my computers will be on, my TV wil be on, my fan will be on, my bullshit logic will be on, and the power plant in Malaysia will still be on. So whats the point?

"But Yeak Hon, every seconds or minutes counts. The less power we use, the less the power plant have to burn natural resources to provide electicity". If so, why do people buy bigger house, get better computers, bigger TV sets, toasters, refrigerator, fan, air conditioning, and all sort of electrical appliances including vibrating dildo. No matter how "power effecient" these things may become, it still draws electricity.  And because they draw so little power, you feel smug/proud of what you did, and you buy more "power effecient" electrical appliances, which, in the end, stil draw electric like the old parts, except there's now more juice sucker.

Or, we can all stop using electrical appliances and use fire for illumination purpose. It will be just like the good old days 

And lets imagine if we don't have electicity and your own dumb self/anyone happen to break a lamp/lantern on a piece of cloth or anything flammable. Fire spread like bat out of hell/men rushing to rape girl/whatever you describe things spreading very fast. Since there's no electicity, your neighbours can't contact the fire department to tell them there's a fire. Meanwhile, your house is being burn down, so is your neighbour's. And if the firemen does arrive, there's no electricity to power the water pump. Hang on, water pump doesn't even exist. Good job mate, you just ruin everyone's life just because their house is connected to yours.

Oh, and how are you going to track down terrorist? Or national security, or anything that you currently own that NEED ELECTRICITY?

And what would happen to computers. I mean, how do YOU even know about this 60 Earth Hour programme IF IT IS NOT FOR INTERNET. AND INTERNET COMES FROM MILLIONS/BILLIONS OF COMPUTER CONNECTED TOGETHER. AND COMPUTER CONSUME ELECTRICITY.

If there's no electricity, where would your daily dose of YouTube come from? What will happen to your innate socializing skills(if thats what you call it) like MSN, Facebook, Friendster, Blogs, Sex tapes, Porn, Ladies in very provocative position? Can you live without them? Can you? CAN YOU?

C'mon, you spread the news of 60 Earth Hour through EMAIL, FACEBOOK, SMS! All these uses electricity. So why don't you stop promoting it and make yourself look like a fucking hypocrite. Wanna save the earth? Kill yourself.

Research shows that human are the largest(or what I call 100%)contributor to the eart's demise in the not so distant future. Seriously. Live life to fullest, enjoy wanking, playing game, watch your gossip girls, desperate housewife, or whatever you like before mother earth decide human race is too bothersome to be kept alive and turn the world into some end of the world Matrix shit, and reset everything. But I do feel pity for woman thought, because in Matrix storyline, when the world is restarted, the new human race begin with 21 male and 7 female, the supply vs. demand ratio is not going very well.

Someone used to say I'm a hypocrite. Likewise =)

In fact, I'm starting my own Earth Saving Programme, its call STOP USING ALL ELECTRICAL APPLIANCES. Leave your comment and lets get down to business, or we won't because we're not using computer anymore.

Oh well, at least motehr earth would be happy, you think.