Showing posts with label Blogging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blogging. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Why suicide is good

Yesterday, and today, I saw a news that saddens me. a 19 years old drummer suicide because of love issues. And family respect his choice, even though they can't do anything about it.

Maybe its time I consider suicide too, coz love isn't quite working out for me. Heck I shoulda suicide long time ago because my first crush till 5th crush didn't accept me, or maybe it was me who doesn;t accept them, I donno, I'm on the verge of suicide, can't think straight.

So love isn't working out, maybe I'll suicide because life sucks. Why my life suck? Well....I'm not in college, and I have no job, so sometimes its a little hard for people to take you seriously, but it doesn't matter, I'll SUICIDE-DO!!!!

Seriously, what the fuck are you thinking? If love doesn't work out ofr you, don't worry. I heard being single is cool, you get to save up alot of money. And who needs a girl when you have a Ferrari, them pussy(cat)s are attracted to you Ferrari or so I heard. Anyway doesn't matter now since you're dead. 

What can you accomplish by suicide? Leaving this sad sad world, free from this hell you call life? Good news is that there'a AFTER-life, and I don't know of any religion that support suicide, other than Islam for their Jihad, which is awesome until someone gets hurt.

So instead of stuck being ALIVE and able to change things and live out your life, you choose AFTER-life, which sorta being the eternity of punishment for not appreciating the life THE LORD OF THE RINGS gave you. Oh well.

As for me I'm gonna go back to plan how to save up money and invest in a Ferrari, because no pussy is greater than a pussy......cat.

Ferrari FTW!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Fun of reading, typing, and COMMUNITY SERVICE!

Today, out of boredom, I re-read every single article I've written before. Its awesome, I mean the amount of misspell or typo mistake I've made. And I won't even try to fix them. Because that means the anger that was captured perfectly in the article will be too polished out, too smooth, like Bond-tastically good.

I do apologize for all the bad word that seems to be flying out from every single corner of this blog. Those are the words that adequetely convery my feelings and thoughts. I recall someone telling me my blog looked like some emo kid who's main purpose is to seek more viewership, get attention. To bad for that person, my blog-statistic shows no grow at all. So my dairy is still my dairy, not some fucking celebrity-news site. Perhaps making it to the frontpage of newspaper might change that but nevermind.

You see, its been so long I didn't type anything properly, by typing properly I mean type very fast, as if I'm speaking right now, now. I like the feeling that my finger is flying across the keyboard, if only the keys are alittle more tactile I would have more satisfaction from hammering them.

Anyway, rereading the MY FIRST CRUSH did put the smile back to me, because instead of commiting those memory inside my mind I put them in words. I seem to lack seriousness in doing things, perhaps thats why I'm so screw up. Do me a favour and stay in college or University. Sitting in front of your PC, having been updated by latest news, life feels empty, lucky for me I have a silent dad who love to read books and place them in strategic location whereby I will be bored out of my mind and have nothing to do but to read the book he put there. Thaks Dad.

I'm looking for job now. Why? Because staying at home studying just isn't working out the way I'm hoping it would. See, if you can't support yourself, you got no income and you stay at home all day everyday, people think you're an ass, a leech. Well I'm not a leech, and better to admit mistake than walking the path of fools, I looked for a job, a properjob. Me, a person without a proper college diploma or degree, can find a job. Well I interviewed, and people seems to like me.

Anyway, I realize how important money was than ever before. People don't say it, but if you can't be financially independant, you're a tool. Although I have every intention not to work for the rest of my life, I have no choice now. And frankly going out to gain experience, get scolded by people is good in the long run. Makes you realize that being young means take the fucking jab to your gut, stay low, save up money and experience, and launch full force when oppotunity arise.

I'm not gonna pretend to be like some fucking sage. No, my own Gaming class conducted by myself didn;t work out. I lose to myself. Now I'll go find a proper job, earn a living, save up money, and try to come back with a much clearer head. I even think of how I'm gonna go for movie every week or so depending if there's new movie to watch, be a film critic. 

Or buy computer/video games and review them, because it seems that I like them very much. Or maybe I can buy TV series DVDs, or tose Limited Edition stuff to review, to tell you which is worth it to buy, and if I don't intend to keep you you can have it, for a price of course.

But I can't do all this when I have no money at all, see the point? Being financially independant have its perks. I might even consider putting up a community vote. For things like movie, if you're wondering whether a particular movie / game is good enough, you can request that I go watch it / play it, and then review it. And the difference is, since my blog/website is not sponsored by the movie maker and game maker, I can write without being sympathetic to their cause, or in another word, UNBIAS.

I'm serious, if enough of you folks, say 10-20 people pool together and vote on a particular title of movie or game you want to know whether good enough, then I'll see if I have free time. I'd be happy to do it, but if I think no one wants to know about it, then I won't do it, save your time and ultimately my time and money. Think of it as community service. So all you need to do is gather your friends, ask them, write down what you want to know and I'll be happy to assist if time allows me to do so. Deal?

For movies maybe one or two movies a month, and one video game per month, thats what I'm thinking. Obviously you people can request for movies, butI'm not gonna waste my money if there's only one person who wants to know about something.

This is great, for you I mean. You get info's for free, and from my mouth. Sure I wasn;t some big critic or reviewer, but at least you'll have some truthful info(no offense to people who's in this business) at no cost, other thatn your monthly internet bill.

So whadaya think? 

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Nintendo = Kid//R/ tards

Why am I watching Nintendo Conference? Coz I have to wait for Sony's conference.

I'm sick of cartoony graphic, exercise games, and DS, for some odd reason. I love DS, but now I hate it....

Why can't Sony host its conference before Nintendo.....

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

We're Royally Fucked(Sony and Nintendo)

Apparently, moments ago(3am in the morning....I'm half dead) Microsoft Xbox Team announce that their in developement project, Project Natal, will make us, human being, the controller.

You heard me right, playing Xbox 360 will not require controller anymore. It will all be interactive. I'm working on getting the video of this frankly ground breaing annoucement...so please be patience.

Lets recap what happen in the last few years. Microsoft launch Xbox 360, which is just like your PS2, except bigger, more problematic, and not available in Malaysia(not officially supported, due to piracy). Nintendo is stil sucking on thumbs and Sony is spewing bullshit about how PS3 > Sex. And then PS3 launch, and sex is still the best way for us(human) to have "fun". It was expensive. And then Nintendo Wii launch, and boy we're in for shock.

Nintendo use motion sensing controller. Imagine taking your handphone and your dildo(I do NOT want to know why you have a dildo), and play game with it. This is perfect. No one is more than scared shitless when a army of charging soldier is going to rain down dildos attack on you.

Ad now Wii is selling exercise game. Can you imagine that shit. If I want to exercise I'll put on my Superman tights and go exercise, I don;t need a machine that want me to hold handphone and dildo to work out. And for the record. Dildo handphone combination, not so good.

And then Wii sold more than PS3 and Xbox360 combined. And suddenly, both Microsoft and Sony is anouncing that Wii is NOT on the same market. So they constantly exchange hugs and kisses(what I mean is insults and useless words). Before Microsoft E3 anouncement it looked like PS3 is finally back to its rabid fanboy attracting state. They've got games line up. PSP Go , and a rumour price drop on PS3 and PS3 slim.

Then Microsoft annouce the bomb. Splinter Cell 5 is Xbox exclusive, Final Fantasy XIII will be available for Xbox 360. The dealbreaker for me is Final Fantasy. If you remember, of course you don't. Final Fantasy franchise is ALWAYS on PlayStation. It was one of the reason why people buy PlayStation for, to play Final Fantasy. With the latest installment coming to Xbox360, Sony loses its some of its testicle mass. For me, only Gran Turismo 5, God of War, is the only thing that interest me on PS3, because they we're from Sony in house game studio. unless Hell freeze over, we will NEVER see those games on Xbox.

Unless Microsoft buys Sony. Thats a thought.

So now you know what'll make me buy Xbox360 over PS3. Final Fantasy, Splinter Cell, Gears of War 2, Halo(maybe, but its for gay and I don't want to project a wrong image). Gran Turismo 5 and God of War. To be GRID and Forza just doesn't quite cut the cake. I'll try to get some hands on time with it, but until then, GT5 is my choice for some driving fun.

But but but.....PS3 have Blu-Ray. Now I'm planning to get a huge 24 inch LCD for future for my work, I can use the Blu Ray for movie, because frankly I'm abit bored ont he notion of dowloading videos to watch. But until I have a mountain of cash...I won't be stocking up on them movies. Or maybe I'll just move oversea, where their Internet DOESN'T SUCK COCK.

AEnough ranting, lets get on with >>see below for title<<

PROJECT NATAL

There will be a camera to take in live video feed of you doing wacky stuff like waving around like a complete nutjob so that you can play games. Or perhaps you always look at keyboard/mouse/controller pad with disgust, and wanted to do without them. You can with Project natal. If you want to scroll left, just make asmall handgesture of flicking your hand to the left and the screen will scroll. Its magical. And frankly I won't buy this bullshit have they not demonstrate it for real. After all yyou can't fake a live video feed can you.

This is insane. The most successful company in the world thinks that a controller is to big of a barrier for CASUAL gamers to buy their console. CASUAL gamers are like you, who play Minesweper, or fucking bullshit Facebook game and quizez, ned patronizing.

Why cant Alpha gamers like me get some real deal. The deal breaker that'll make me want a console. 

Because of lowlifes like you who don't play PROPER game where its extremely good fun(Who doesn't want to shoot someone in the head, punch them, slit their throat, break little kitten's neck, shoot some cat in the asshole), Microsoft have decided that a camera that takes in picture and project you inside this imaginary 3D world is necessary to bring more people to buy Xbox 360 and experience half done Wii-mitating avatar and look of the thing. I'm suprise Wii cant do that. but oh well.

Trust me when I say this. If you buy Xbox 360 just so that you can wave your body unlike how a human being greets a human being, or how human interact with items, I will punch you. Man, woman, child, senior citizen. I will punch you.

So basically, I have casual gamers. Once you game, don't go casual, Cause shit like this happen. Nintendo Wii= for casual gamer, not Xbox360 = family console, and PS3 = PenisSucking 3rd times the charm.

For blue bloded hardcore gamers....our dark days are ahead. And no, we will never, ever wage this war with handhpone and Dildo. Its just wrong. And fucking scary.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Crush Photos and Computer Update

It is a sad sad day, because I couldn't secure exclusive rights to show my previous crushes's photos here, despite offering them a PS3 with 50-inch Plasma TV set. Oh well.

And rejoice, I finally get myself a new computer, it looks....like the old cripply dog, but its a dog with new heart, so now it can play almost every game properly

By properly I mean high quality.

And I'm eternally happy, period.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Biggest Suprise of the Day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

Be prepared to drop jaw

Friday, March 20, 2009

For some very wicked reason I hope this happen to me

This is the real me(in my dream)

WARNING
Video contain obscene amount of swearing. And I wish I can be like him.

Hang on, I can!!! So what the fuck.




Thursday, March 19, 2009

Brain melter - Kids Today

Recently I've unearthed videos of kids having mental breakdown...on certain things which are qite.....minor actually.

This kid is too obsess with MySpace, he actually sweared. Which is awesome for my entertaintment


Or perhaps sir wants a very rare pokemon card?


Do not underestimate Gameboy, it too can melt brain


And remember, if you do not have a powerful PC, don't play game or else this might happen

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Re-listing friends

Okay, its time for people to actually took notice of your blog. If you've been reading, or you just happens to see this post, and want to have a linkie at my blog, please leave comment, or do it at the chatroom, or just be the follower of Yeak Hon Logic Cult

So what are you waiting for. Get linked by Yeak Hon man/woman. Don't forget to sumbit your link people, a simple Hi with no link ain't gonna do you any good.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

School rampage related to video games

Mmmm, very sensitive topic. You can read all about them if you google "school massecre" or something close.

The latest involve a guy who shot 15 people dead in his ex-school. Police found out that he wasn't the most popular boy in school, people mocked him, teacher ignored him.

And I say those people should have died worst.

Why? Because I'm thinking from the killer's perspective. "They treat me like shit, they should die". I wish I have that kind of thoughts back then. People would shun me further, until they die of course.

Thats not to say I'm the most unpopular person ins chool. But hey. If a kid happens to kill people in school, its always video game's fault. And its even funnier when you read the parent's comments: " killed my boy/girl".

Video games didn't kill your kid. How can an innocent piece of software with no intelligent(unless being run) kill your kid? Make the computer explode? NO.

It was some attention-deprived kid who killed your kid. And most likely, your kid killed him/herself. C'mon, mocking people and playing a fool on them, if Malaysia have free gun rules, I'm sure you guys/girls would have to shut your fucking mouth so that you won't get kill.

But who am I fooling. We don't need guns, anything with a pointy end will do. Especially in your neck. Or a speeding car with no brakes. Or just club you to death like they do in the good old days.

Yup. stop using range weapons, do it like the real man. Go up close and personal. Shooting them doesn't inflict much suffering. Melee is better. Afterall, if you're too pussy to fight back, you probably deserve to die. IF you decide to fight back, then fight the hell back, earn your right to live. But then when your opponent isn't thinking anything else other than you being dead, there's not much you can do

1)Keep fighting back, thats what I'll do. Unless;
2)Act like a wuss, lie down and die

Oh well, a word of advice. Start treating everyone nicer, or risk dying a violent death.

trust you - Yuna Ito(Gundam 00 Season 2 ending)

"Hey Yeak Hon, you've posted this before"

Yeah, that was the Gundam ending version, what I'm about to give you is the full version of the song. ANd it sound very different from Gundam 00 version. Very.

My verdict? I prefer the 00/short version.

Without much bullshitting, here's the download link. Remember, you get it here first

Gundam 00 version - Click to Download

trust you - Yuna Ito(full) - Click to Download

My Fifth Crush

YAY, I finally got over the fugitive-dementia-whatever thing. So that means you all now can have a deeper peek into me love.

Back to the topic. She was a good friend. Yeah. And for her, all the things I said in my fourth crush article is even more out. Some say she's mean, evil, she's shorter than me, and when we come to the body fitness department, no. Which is quite the clue I've given you so that you all can now go hunt for the girl, asking: "Are you Yeak Hon's fifth crush", not that they know which number is assigned to them anyway. Which is why I took sympathy on you, and give you another clue.

We happen to like the same song. Suteki Da Ne by Rikki. It was a theme song for Final Fantasy X. And if you don't know Final Fantasy X, that means you never play it before on PS2, which also means you don't have PS2, and you're missing out one of the best form of entertainment.

Back to the song, she likes the orchestral version, and I like the normal version, which I'll embed below. On Saujana carnival Day, she dedicated the song to a friend(me of course), and I'm 2 step behind. We actually bet the day before regarding who'se gonna be the first to dedicate. Winner gets to gloat. Damn.

She actually offer to "redirect" people elsewhere so that I can confess to my fourth crush. Of course that time we're still friends. But then it didn't go well, and I'm left with a broken heart and she mended it. See, when you're good friend with a girl, and happens to impart some of your dark secret to her, you tend to rely on her. And then the whole "I like you secretly" begins. It too didn't go well, and it ended quite quickly.

Friendship usually took a downturn once you confess you love to someone. They don't want you to have the wrong idea. But thank goodness that didn't last long as well, soon we're back to I'm better than you fight. It did take awhile though.

As a tribute to FF-X, I'm probably Tidus, not in the hero sense, but the dreamer sense, and she lives in the real cruel world. There are times I don't understand alot of things and she would help me clear things up. So before I fade into the mist to prepare my sixth article. Here's Suteki Da Ne by Rikki.



Ah, sweet sweet memories

Sunday, March 15, 2009

No Fugitive For Me, and No Future For You

It ended on Friday the 13th, March. And I didn't catch the fugitive, not even once. And I'm writing this now because I just finish sulking alone in my room, for missing out the chance to win part of RM100,000. 2-3 weeks hunting and not a single catch. God Dammit.

Oh well, life goes on, in the form of 60 Earth Hour. And lets listen to both side of my personality.

The pretend-to-be-good-boy side is BLUE
The pretend-to-be-evil-guy side is RED
The third undiscovered, REAL YEAK HON is BLACK

"Helping to reduce global warming effect is good. We should help mother easrth as it has looked after us. Afterall, living without light for an hour isn't so hard.Not to mention being blind like a bat for 1 hour, and possibly cut my own d!ck out of darkness. It might even scare little children or pedestrain seeing the light of the entire city goes out one by one, like some sort of armageddon, end of the world shit.But in all honesty, I couldn't give a shit, why should I deprive myself of the enjoyment and achievement our forefathers work so hard to accomplished"

There you go, an honest response. Well PERHAPS I might turn my lights of, but my computers will be on, my TV wil be on, my fan will be on, my bullshit logic will be on, and the power plant in Malaysia will still be on. So whats the point?

"But Yeak Hon, every seconds or minutes counts. The less power we use, the less the power plant have to burn natural resources to provide electicity". If so, why do people buy bigger house, get better computers, bigger TV sets, toasters, refrigerator, fan, air conditioning, and all sort of electrical appliances including vibrating dildo. No matter how "power effecient" these things may become, it still draws electricity.  And because they draw so little power, you feel smug/proud of what you did, and you buy more "power effecient" electrical appliances, which, in the end, stil draw electric like the old parts, except there's now more juice sucker.

Or, we can all stop using electrical appliances and use fire for illumination purpose. It will be just like the good old days 

And lets imagine if we don't have electicity and your own dumb self/anyone happen to break a lamp/lantern on a piece of cloth or anything flammable. Fire spread like bat out of hell/men rushing to rape girl/whatever you describe things spreading very fast. Since there's no electicity, your neighbours can't contact the fire department to tell them there's a fire. Meanwhile, your house is being burn down, so is your neighbour's. And if the firemen does arrive, there's no electricity to power the water pump. Hang on, water pump doesn't even exist. Good job mate, you just ruin everyone's life just because their house is connected to yours.

Oh, and how are you going to track down terrorist? Or national security, or anything that you currently own that NEED ELECTRICITY?

And what would happen to computers. I mean, how do YOU even know about this 60 Earth Hour programme IF IT IS NOT FOR INTERNET. AND INTERNET COMES FROM MILLIONS/BILLIONS OF COMPUTER CONNECTED TOGETHER. AND COMPUTER CONSUME ELECTRICITY.

If there's no electricity, where would your daily dose of YouTube come from? What will happen to your innate socializing skills(if thats what you call it) like MSN, Facebook, Friendster, Blogs, Sex tapes, Porn, Ladies in very provocative position? Can you live without them? Can you? CAN YOU?

C'mon, you spread the news of 60 Earth Hour through EMAIL, FACEBOOK, SMS! All these uses electricity. So why don't you stop promoting it and make yourself look like a fucking hypocrite. Wanna save the earth? Kill yourself.

Research shows that human are the largest(or what I call 100%)contributor to the eart's demise in the not so distant future. Seriously. Live life to fullest, enjoy wanking, playing game, watch your gossip girls, desperate housewife, or whatever you like before mother earth decide human race is too bothersome to be kept alive and turn the world into some end of the world Matrix shit, and reset everything. But I do feel pity for woman thought, because in Matrix storyline, when the world is restarted, the new human race begin with 21 male and 7 female, the supply vs. demand ratio is not going very well.

Someone used to say I'm a hypocrite. Likewise =)

In fact, I'm starting my own Earth Saving Programme, its call STOP USING ALL ELECTRICAL APPLIANCES. Leave your comment and lets get down to business, or we won't because we're not using computer anymore.

Oh well, at least motehr earth would be happy, you think.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

RULE - Ayumi Hamasaki

I have no idea what happen in the Dragonball universe. But white man playing a Japanese's role is not a very convincing idea for the purist. But thats not the point

The point is trailer song for Dragonball Evolution blow my mind. Its typical J-Pop awesomeness, part love song, part rock song, part something else.

What I'm trying to say it RULE FROM AYUMI HAMASAKI RULES!!!!!! Hop on or be gone.

Rejoice! I finally found the 320Kbps version. And its HERE!!,

In the process of uploading the high quality MV, its around 80MB, so it'll take some time...

Sunday, March 8, 2009

5 minutes, thats all it takes

Once a blue moon, a guy will met a girl he likes. Then guy will attempt to court her, get her attention, get together, go out together, spend time together.

And the they hold hands.

At that precise moment, a lot of chemical reaction happens.

The touch receptors senses another familiar shape, a hand.

The temperature receptor senses an icy cold hand.

The message is then compressed and send to the brain. Meanwhile the signal of happiness is jumping or skipping from nerve to nerve all the way to the brain. Oh, the joy, the happiness.

When it reaches the medula oblangate(back brain), it too got swayed, temporarily left the heartbeat per second uncheck. The message travels through the entire brain like a trail of electic storm, shocking and stimulating every single part. The brain the paused, which in real time is so quick you don't even notice.

Since the brain is temporarily unavailable, the heart thinks that oxygen must be lacking in the upper part of the head. So it speeds up, but it wasn't enough, they need bigger action, bigger pump action that is, to get the blood to where it should be. Then guy take a deep breathe, and the fresh cold air enters his lung. In there, the red blood cell just couldn't wait to grab the oxygen and go, like soldiers preparing for battle. After which, it is shot towards whichever the blood vessel ends.

First it end in leg. But the leg has no need for extra oxygen nor anything. Thus it sends a mesage to ask the brain to SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, but since the brain is not working, and messages clash together, thus guy felt, actually guy can't feel his leg, but he can sense that his feet his probably red hot.

Then it reaches the hand. It was the same thing with leg, but too bad, Mr.Brain is too shock to process anything at the moment. Then the hand start glowing blood red, and temperature starts to rise. Hand then sends a fuzzy message, which DID got through, and that makes things even more interesting, and we haven't even got to how red the face is.

After the sudden paused, the THINK LOGICALLY DEPARTMENT wakes the brain up. Since all the emergency message is filling up the brain's tiny office hallway, the brain works like ant on fire, analyzing and dispatching orders as fast as possible. But then, all of a sudden, it realize he is holding another unknown entity's hand, unknown entity of opposite sex, whcih means there's a "I like you", "I love you" thing going on.

The brain act like what its owner would do, it just threw up all the paperwork, shouting like a maniac, doing weird dance while the paperworks fall down like snow. Then it start rolling in those paper, all the while shouting, happily

They didn't speak, they're looking at each other in the eye, smiling. Savouring the very moment. The train wizzed by sceneries, the people chat away, the train driver annoucement goes by, but all these don't concern both of them. They are having the time of their life. The guy is having the time of his life.

When he looked her in the eye, he can't help thinking of all the sweet things he can say to her. Her pretty face, her silky smooth hair, her lovely smile, her striking pink dress with matching pink shoe, her smooth hand, her icy palm warming up. He also can't help thinking about all the things he would do for her, to make her feel like the only special one. The One In A Billion. The Unreplacable. The One True Love.

But, 5 minutes is all they got, and when the sunlight once again enter the train, she hand slipped away from his, its like back to normal. Yet, all these happen so fast, that it haven't even have the time to be engraved into his memory. All thats left is the still warm palm, the numb feet, the beating heart of a racer, and the fizzy brain.

As they waved goodbye, guy just looked at her back, watching her every step and her every move, as the distance between them once again widen. He wanted to run up to her and hold her hand again, he wanted to kiss her, he wanted to do alot of things. But by doing all these things would probably mean they will never see each other again. Bittersweet is best used in this situation.

As her presense slowly slip away from his sight, and her shadows moving further, guy clench his left hand, trying desperately to preserve that magical moment when the love first bloom; when the sparks first fizzles; when the fireworks first bursts into thousand little pieces of shining lights, illuminating both of them. 

How he wish things would turn out for the better. But for the moment, he has taken a sip of the taste of victory. And so he steels himself, so that the next time when they met, he would go for it again, but this time, it's gonna be longer than the first time.

As the tape rewinds, the beautiful face, the smile, the feel of the hand, everything suddenly get sucked into a black hole, and the memory is preserved inside some tiny part in the brain, ready to be taken out the view at the pleasure of the memory preserver. 

Every second, Every minute, Every moment, Everything, is in perfect shape> It couldn't have been better.

And the magical 5 minutes belongs to me, and her.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Localization fail

My article just got justified:

Tontoni video terkini dan alami kehebatan Windows Live

They actually didn't bother finish translating: Windows Live = Tingkap Nyawa/Siaran Langsung

Tingkap Siaran Langsung....not bad, can do better maybe.


Kongsi fail dengan Windows Live SkyDrive terus daripada Messenger
Again, they didn't fully translate it:
Windows Live SkyDrive = Tingkap Siaran langsung Langit Pandu
Messenger = Pembawa utusan, or utusan alone.
Windows Messenger = Tingkap Utusan(sounds like a title for Malay love novel)

And I don't feel like I wanna share FAILURE with anyone

Friday, March 6, 2009

Muka Buku or Buku Muka

WARNING
Proceeding any further means you agree with everything I say here, AND you're comfortable with the excessive usage or the work FUCK, VAGINA, PENIS, and anything sex related, which include Bahasa Melayu. I am not responsible for any brain damage you may suffer after reading this post


Today, sleepily, I accidentally clicked something, and my Facebook is now in Bahasa Melayu. Which is probably one of the biggest mis-fucking-take in my life.

My Facebook is now in the language of retard, Bahasa Melayu. And I also find out theres 2000+ volunteers helping them to "localize", or what I call destroy Facebook. How fucking boring your life have to be to come to HELPING FACEBOOK TRANSLATING 28 THOUSAND TOPICS INTO BAHASA MALAYSIA FOR FREE?

For your record and my dissing pleasure, translating ANYTHING into Bahasa Melayu, especially English means its far more shittier than it used to be. So congratulations fellow translators, you win one RETARD. Whats the problem with English? You can't read? Then improve your mastery of English

By the way, who hasn't the mental capacity or the ability to try to understand anything written natively in English, that they have to read in in Bahasa Melayu, TRANSLATED BAHSA MELAYU that is.

And thats worrying, because LOL(Laugh out Loud) is now KDK(Ketawa Dengan Kuat), which also happens to be brand of fan manufacturer.

My Account = Akaun saya
Too stupid to understand in English? TERJEMAH KEPADA BAHASA BODOH KDKDKDKDKDKDKDKDK

Name = Name
I really hate stressing the sheer idiocy of translating this, if you can't relate N-A-M-E to N-A-M-A, please spare us the need to laugh(unless you are deprived of education)

Your Real Name = Nama sebenar anda
They actually need this description to tell you to put your real name. Oh well, if the next day you found my real name to be BigHairyDick, you'll understand

Your Email = E-mel Hubungan
wow, Emel hubungan, so if i re-translate into English it will have to be Email relation, I guess cheating with machine is real afterall

Password = Kata Laluan
No comment...perhaps Open Saseme = Buka Bijan. Maybe Buka Baju? Everyone seems to like this idea.

What you used to log in = Apa yang anda gunakan untuk mendaftar masuk.
Well, my password is Happy Dick. Oh wait, they translated it, so its now Zakaria, damn.

Security Question = Soalan Keselamatan
What?

Privacy = Privasi
This one is wrong. Because base word for PRIVACY = PRIVATE. Therefore PRIVATE = SULIT. Why don't they put sulitY.

Or maybe they should just use KEMALUAN, because KEMALUAN = Private part. Since we only have Private, so we'll throw the part away. Hence KEMALU(an). That should be awesome, because: 
Give me some privacy = Bagi saya Kemalu(an)
Bagi saya Kemalu(an) = Give me private part
Give me private part = You're either a pervert, or you're so horny you can use a quickie.

However, I'd take "Bagi saya Kemalu(an)" any day, nothing tells people you're desperate to fuck till you have to literary translate:"I want vagina/penis" into a foreign language.

What I just show you is my award winning Yeak Hon Logic™. Bear in mind this is not an attack on Malay people or Malay language, but please, whether you're Malay, Chinese, Indian, or any other races, don't join the English Retardation Force. Leave English alone. Save my sanity. Go back to making Hang Tuah puisi or some other shit okay?

Thursday, March 5, 2009

My Fourth Crush

YAY, we're up to No.4 now.

Miss No.4 is a friend of Crush No.3(huhu), so its like the old saying:" If you can't hit on the girl you like, hit on her hot friends"Actually I made that myself.Obviously its not out of spite, revenge or any of that BS. When the wind of love blows, you just can't block it.

Some friend of mine say I must be mad. She's a librarian, she wear specs, she's got no 8 figure, she looks....boring. So to counter that:

She's a librarian = So? Whats wrong with that?
She wear specs and look boring = have you ever seen girl who looks boring at school, turns out very hot after they left school?
She's got no figure = None of my crushes so far is based on their figures

Which still holds true to every crush of mine, including the current crush, but thats for another day. To be honest I'm running out of things to say. Because if I am to describe how the love first bloom, or describe any of the girls, it would have been the same. Every single one, which means you'll go away without reading further.

Anyway, I did manage dedicate a song to her. Its a Chinese song(again), and for the first time, a girl did re-dedicate a song for me. I was feeling good about things to come, extremely happy. Like hitting a jackpot, or getting laid.

But that song I dedicate is a breakup song(I think), guess I now know why I failed. It ended with a very perculiar way, but then I guess I'd better keep it to myself. If any of you wanan know more just give me a call, or ask me when you meet me anywhere. But you have to pop the golden question: "What happened between you and your fourth crush?"

Her song for me   <金莎- 笨蛋(feat.林俊杰)>


My song for her    <周杰倫:一路向北>


Btw, 一路向北 is one of my most most most favourite song. Love it, never got bored of it, and 笨蛋 remind me of all the memories, like Blu-Ray High Def movie...imagine watching the entire journey..........

Yeak Hon out.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Top Gear Live coming to Malaysia(Probably)

YAY!!! The moment I'm waiting for is finally here

Basically in this website you can leave your comment about price and what you like to see in Top Gear Live IF it ever comes to Malaysia.


So what are you waiting for? Leave a comment here and lets get cracking.